You’ve firmly decided to lose weight: you gave up pastries starting Monday, and then you broke—what can you do? It’s okay; you can start over. But what if your waist and hips volume are written right into your employment contract? After getting hired at “Paper Bird,” Sabina Brusnytsina has two weeks to lose weight to a size 44. If she fails, she’ll be fired. So on her very first workday, Sabina goes on the French diet and… finds, in a hidden stash, the diary of her predecessor, Anya Varlamova. After reading it, Sabina understands that very strange and dangerous things are happening at the company—in the basement, where special types of paper are made by hand. And Anya herself hasn’t been fired at all—she has simply disappeared without a trace… Sabina starts her own investigation. And even if she lacks detective skills, her diet-sharpened craving for dry-cured sausage will help her catch the criminal!