Pioneer: Back to the USSR

What would happen if a world-class villain from a far future ended up in the body of a Soviet schoolboy? Right. Things would be bad—for the villain. And what if, in addition, fate gave him a Pioneer camp, campfire songs, a sports game called Zarnitsa, first love, and scary stories at night? A nervous breakdown is guaranteed.

Our native Pioneer organization—such is it. How can a poor villain find an escape? How to get out of a happy Pioneer summer? And now, let’s go through it all in order…