16+ Are you young, rich, and carefree? Do you think the world is at your feet? Well, it’s time to pay up, boy! The motherland calls you to arms. Forget about girls, parties, and daddy’s inheritance. Now your home is the barracks, and your family is your brothers in arms. The empire doesn’t ask—it orders. And it doesn’t care whether you dreamed of becoming its protector or not. So shut up, grab your assault rifle, pull on your armor, and get ready for a glorious death on yet another God-forsaken planet, surrounded by the same half-witted recruits as you.
P.S. And remember: your life now belongs to the Russian Empire. And to die for it is not the worst of the options.
Such things are, cadet Vasilyok…