He was secretly transported across the Russian border in a closet. His fame surpassed that of famous criminals of all times and peoples. The number of people killed by him reached astronomical numbers, and the virtuosity of his “jobs” had no equal. The French called him the Russian Monster, and the CIA spared no expense in searching for him. Thanks to television, he became a national anti-hero… But in reality, the terrible killer, superhero, and at the same time a lieutenant colonel of the GRU, Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov, can’t even hold a pistol. He is a puff-up hero, a cardboard monster. And after all those troubles, only one thing remains for him—hide in the closet again. A closet is his fate…