Rebirth didn’t go quite as planned. I got tossed into the most miserable body imaginable: that of a pitiful wandering merchant barely making ends meet, and suffering from an unpleasant curse to boot. Horrifying monsters and dangerous cultists roam the world around me, and all I have are a couple of slaves who dream of cutting my throat. Well, the road to greatness may be long and thorny, but giving up isn’t in our nature.