What’s it like to be a telepath? Well, if you enjoy endless streams of other people’s thoughts—thoughts that clearly would be better left unheard—then welcome to my world. I can look into people’s minds, but that’s only the beginning. The real fun starts when you try to make sense of a dragon’s thoughts—so wise, so ancient… and, honestly, f**king self-obsessed. For example: “This pathetic little human thinks he can understand the greatness of my mind? How amusing… But I’ll happily eat his toasts.”