"A scandal! His Highness enrolled in the combat faculty of the Santor Academy. Gorgeous aristocratic ladies are shocked and are rushing to pack their suitcases, leaving the Royal Academy of Magic. The gates of Santor will close tomorrow at noon. Will the beautiful ladies be able to cope with their hatred for the 'academy of ugly ones' and wear trousers for the chance, in three years, to try on the crown? Follow the news of the Metropolitan Gazette! Yours sincerely, fi fa Lin Akroyd"