Socrates the cat traveled so much around the world: he visited Australia, and he’s been to Africa. What is that, around the world? He even flew into space! But this time he decided to stay at home—and, completely by accident, ended up in the Kremlin. The Tsar Cannon, the Tsar Bell, the Grand Kremlin Palace—everything is so familiar and dear to every Russian heart. But how did Socrates the cat see them, and what did he think? Of course, without philosophizing it didn’t happen. Without it, Socrates isn’t Socrates.