The Snake and the Mongoose

A certain Agent Smith was fired from the CIA for involvement in the torture of prisoners at Guantanamo. Then a strange Chinese man calling himself Chen approaches him. In exchange for being reinstated, Chen offers Smith… to kill terrorist number one, Bin Laden, and… take from him a Snake figurine. To ensure the plan succeeds, the Chinese man gives the agent a Mongoose figurine that blocks the Snake’s power.
Besides, Smith has an old grudge of his own — yet another reason to take revenge on Bin Laden. Carrying out the mission, Smith runs into the Indian mafia of lepers, Israeli special forces, and American Navy SEALs. And when it is all over, the Chinese man gives the agent a business card with the strange address Chan@4thR.com and suggests that he write if he should suddenly have any questions about the objects…