I can’t believe it—work like that, would you!
All my coworkers are sure I got hired here because my director is sucking… blood! Because he’s a vampire, and my coworkers are vampires. Everyone here is a vampire. They tricked me, made me sign a contract in blood, and now I’m forced to work as a realtor, going around the gloomy world showing castles and estates to bloodsuckers. It would be fine if only I weren’t legally defenseless against their attacks. Only a thin silver chain protects me from being drained dry. And what keeps me from despair is a sense of humor. Plus this vampire with sad eyes is driving my poor nerves up the wall.