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Hi, my name is Snezhana—I’m beautiful, slim, and smart, and I’m facing the curse of spinsterhood. Why? Because I, Thomas the Unbelieving, once didn’t listen to my grandmother, who said that true love can only be found EXCLUSIVELY in sacred panties that our family passes down along the female line as inheritance. Yes, you heard that right! Silly? I laughed my head off too. And then—bam!—I was already thirty, I’m alone, and those sacred panties can be worn only once in a lifetime. And yes, I did it. So what came of it? Oh, you can’t even imagine…