18+ Attention! The book is narrated using SpeechKit speech recognition and synthesis.
Me, the strongest aristocrat in the country, is being killed right while watching Shrek. But I don’t die—I wake up in the body of a bare-assed nobody. A pretty girl is sitting nearby, and a guy in the corner is fiddling with some tools… Wait, what?
But that’s only half the trouble. I’m constantly tormented by hunger—satiating it is possible only with aristocrats. Not a penny behind my soul. I can’t get into the lycée. My reputation is that of a hopeless loser. Problems don’t end! But at the same time… all of them are solvable. Because I have experience, wit, and the strength from my past life. And believe me, I’m not planning to restrain myself!