If you get attacked by robbers in a dark alley, drop everything and run. Or you’ll end up like me—Margarita Yegorovna Sorokina, a forty-five-year-old single kindergarten teacher… in another world! Not just “anyway,” either, but in the body of a bright princess, Marge, whom kidnapped and left at the doors of the Dark Ruler. And now, it seems, I’ve been given a second chance, a new life—yet everywhere there are intrigues and secrets, and between the light and the dark there’s an unbridgeable enmity. But I’ll set everything in its place, or arrange it where it belongs, and if they don’t listen, I’ll force them to eat semolina porridge… with lumps.