The author writes in his «LiveJournal» about men and women, their children, cats and hamsters, work and creativity, everyday family problems, and also loneliness. It was the lines of the popular blogger Slava Se that formed the basis of this book. He writes lightly and ironically, avoiding idealization and never descending into vulgarity. He does not write about himself: the story is told on behalf of a simple plumber who is raising two unruly daughters and his cat Tchaikovsky Pyotr Ilyich. The hero also stoically endures visits from his mother-in-law, and in his spare minutes reflects on the «stale world of long-legged women.» The author of one of the most popular LiveJournal blogs, the only plumber in the Baltics who plays in an academic theater. He keeps his blog on LiveJournal, fries meat, and grows onions on the windowsill. Who is it—Slava Se? Or simply his hero?