We with you, dear listener—educated people—and therefore we know that ghosts don’t exist. You can’t just admit it: someone steals our buttons. Howling at night under the window and creaking in the closet. Making with his lips a sound as if a cork were being pulled from a bottle. What’s worse: someone eats our pastries! You probably remember such cases yourself: just a moment ago (the pastries) were there—and then, all of a sudden, they’re gone.
Well then, who did it? Duke Wellington? But in this book, at last, you will find the truthful account of what’s really going on.