If fate has tripped you up, and your career as a reporter sank along with the bronze horse, there’s no need to mope! It’s time to move to the provinces and start your own business. Of course, now you’ll have to earn not with sharp phrases. New recipes? Bags of spices? A creditor who demands you repay an unbearable debt? For a spicy little thing, and hot pepper to boot, that’s hardly a problem—so your troubles are doubly no cause for concern.