The book is read aloud using a speech recognition and synthesis program. It contains explicit bedroom scenes.
I died and ended up in... No, not that way—I managed to get an audience with Death herself. The cunning woman with the Scythe brought me back to life, but on the condition that I would deliver her the heads of those who tried to dodge her hand.
She promised that I would end up in the body of a gifted person, and in the end...
So what, I’m supposed to file a complaint with the Office of the Higher Beings?
But it’s not all that terrible. The gift has awakened—but not the way I expected...
I didn’t even have time to grumble in my new body and get used to my relatives when my father and brother were killed, and “I” was blamed for everything—on top of that, they even walled me up in a crypt.
Ha, funny. Me, in a crypt? The one who’s on a first-name basis with Death herself!
No worries—my offenders will soon pay for everything in full. I’ll prove my innocence, take my place at the head of the family, and—along the way—fulfill a few ambitions, mowing down the heads of those my afterlife employer points me to.