Gentlemen elves (yes, I’m talking to you—no, don’t cover your ears)! Hang warning signs on your nature reserves! Like, seriously: “Beware of elves!”, “No entry for humans!”, or “Evil manticore in the yard!” Even better—fence the border with barbed wire! Otherwise it’s a total mess: respectable people are vanishing. Just recently—an entire sales office manager for heavy equipment, Yana Igorevna Regina—when are you planning to return her? Not planning to? Oh, she has a shift in a travel program? Riding airboats, archery practice, and an elf stress test for alcohol tolerance? Not an Elf Nature Reserve at all, but some kind of contact zoo… Right now, give the woman back, that’s what I’m saying!