You won’t calm down, will you? You want melodrama served to you? Well then—
Let’s take something thinner, but so it stretches.
Something tight.
We shove the main character in there. Definitely unusual! From the military they’ll taste the bitterness. Spies stink, and you won’t find a fresh businessman in daytime with a lantern! Watch out—you won’t mess it up!
Carefully, as much as the size allows, we push in schooling, school, business, and we stuff the strange neighbor who’s obsessed with sex until it’s bursting.
After that, we take a carrot firmly and tamp it all down. With feeling, with purpose, and with arrangement.
Squint and mention the chaebols—absolutely required!
Voilà!
We’ve got a wonderful drama!
Just don’t forget to puff out your cheeks!