A mediocre sword costs five. Mine—thirty-five solid gold. And I’ll tell you, it’s an excellent sword! But this one—five hundred! You can’t believe it…
What does “The item can’t be placed in inventory” mean? Hey, I was already amazed by the price! Fine, I’ll just strap it on my back like an idiot and a poseur. What does “The item can’t be equipped” mean? Am I supposed to carry it in my hands? No thanks. Goodbye. “The item can’t be discarded”!
All right, that’s it. Why did I even pick up this club in the first place? No, why did I even get involved in this quest?
Okay, now it’s too late to back out. So we just turn around—and go on!