If you ask Fate for a meeting with the Man of Your Dreams, don’t forget to specify the conditions of that meeting! Otherwise, you risk appearing before your Dream in a straitjacket with your mouth tied shut—under explanations shouted by police officers who can’t stop cursing. And it doesn’t matter that your screams about demons and vampires in a bar were true!
By the way, the psychiatric clinic you were taken to is no less strange than that bar, and you still get the unsettling feeling that monsters are all around you…
But if that’s the case, it’s unlikely a human is in charge of them—more likely, the real boss here is the Main Monster, the very one you mistakenly took for the Man of Your Dreams! So who are you, a psychotherapist doctor Earl Absalon Hell? And who are your patients?! Dragons afraid of fire? Vampires allergic to blood? At the crisis center “Monster,” they help everyone! ONE-SHOT!