My husband accused me of cheating, wants to strip me of my magic, and lock me up in a monastery for life? Not so fast! I’ll take his familiar, run to a forest estate, and start a new life under someone else’s name. I’ll turn my abandoned plot into a unique eco-hotel known all across the country.
What, what—man? You came to rest, you say? By all means, I don’t know you and I’m just like your wife.
Shh-shh, Puffykins, don’t stick your nose out!