“Congratulations, dear friend (enter full name)!
We’re glad to welcome you and are eager to share joyful news!
It is you who has been selected as a volunteer for a responsible mission to colonize planet P.E.K.1.0. This gives you a chance to accelerate the repayment of the debt you’ve accumulated—thirty million cosmokojoules.
You can always refuse the luck that’s fallen on you and end your life by suicide.
Do you wish to die?
Yes. No.”