Diary of a Baffled Mother

Raising children is like fighting zombies. You have to stay on guard all the time, or they’ll eat you alive.

Sophie, a 34-year-old mother of three, a wife, a dog and fish owner, decides to become the perfect mother and to record her achievements in a personal diary. Did it work out? Listen to this funny diary and you’ll find out!

Today I told my kids that their mom is going to change. I sat on the floor to be at their level, as psychologists recommend, and said: “Kids, Dad and Mom really want to become perfect parents. In one year.” 365 days in the skin of the perfect mother… well, almost perfect. Will I be able to?

So follow me. Watch how, over the course of a year, a capricious mother becomes perfect. Or not. Start listening to my diary. The more madness, the funnier it gets…

Sophie, worthless, flabbergasted mother.