What’s the best memory of your life? Sex with two girls? A ticket written off for an exam? Or maybe going to a concert by Buzova? Possibly. I have an unusual option—a cut piece of iron pipe flying straight into my unfortunate head. And then the crash and a new world. And even if they here considered me a loser, it was until the moment I got a unique Bard class—and, as it turns out, the only one for whom a firearm works! Let’s see how quickly my enemies drop—faster than a reliable shotgun or Russian rock! Who said guitar isn’t a percussion instrument? Stay sharp, natives—I’ll conquer this world with Song and Bullet. And what are those cute little ears on the girl walking by?